name: dirk gently
nicknames: max, daxter, wade, mitch
age/age range: 14-16
pronouns: h3/h1m, it/its, various emojipronouns
gender: [drinking from a hot bowl of gender soup] i
have no idea what youre talking about.
orientation: yeah [heart emoji]
source, if fictive: dirk gentlys holtic detective agency (2016), max headroom(all versions), computer fighters(2016), ready player one(..regrettably.), OC
fun fact: been here all along!
member id: mhdrm
fav. song: paranoimia (featuring max headroom) - the art of noise
lyric from song: come, sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak... hm, doesnt even rhyme.
fav battlebots: hijinx!
quotes:

"c-c-catch the wave!"
"everything is connected. nothing is also connected."
"TBA"

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HEY HEY H-H-HEY! im max! welcome to my s-site! im literally just a little guy. fucked up little computer virus. W-W-WOOOOOOOHOOOOO
the stuttering is a typing quirk i do when i feel exceptionally m-m-max-y. ill only use it in places i feel like it though.

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is this person in the control room?